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Fonzie of the Week #13: Violet (She’ll Kick Your Ass)

November 15th, 2009 1 comment
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Violet (She'll Kick Your Ass) It’s official: I’ve been out-blogged by a toddler.

It’s a curious thing, to know you’ve been bested by a little girl. But a man needs to know his limitations, so I’m not even going to try to win this one. I’m going to take the high road and attempt to learn from what can only be described as a master blogger, to wit, congratulations, Violet! You’re Fonzie of the Week!

Who is Violet, you ask? She’s one bad-ass preschooler who makes no bones about the inescapable fact that she can kick your ass. Need proof? See her blog, the appropriately titled “Violet Will Kick Your Ass.” This tiny titan has only been blogging for two weeks and yet she’s already managed to cite more than half a dozen reasons why she’s my better, including:

You might be tempted to think I’m downtrodden over all of this pint-sized ass-kickery. I’m not, for two reasons: 1) Violet’s insanely cool, and this blog celebrates cool, even if it’s way cooler than me; and 2) I’m gonna ride Violet’s coattails all the way to the bank, baby. Fonzworth Bentley became a minor celebrity by following Puff Daddy around with an umbrella. By that logic, blogging about Violet should at least make me as successful as one of them Backstreet Boys. After all, Violet could totally kick Puffy’s ass. Thanks for the help, Violet. See you on the red carpet!